The opening statement and subsequent testimony from former FBI Director James Comey were doozies that included hip, fun phrases like ?obstruction of justice,? ?Lordy, I hope there are tapes,? and ?hookers in Russia.?
Is the government in shambles? Who?s to say?!
At any rate, we watched Comey?s testimony and couldn?t help but think: ?Dang, I want that culturally relevant phrase on a shirt.? So, we plucked out the freshest quotes from the whole situation and imagined what they?d look like on a t-shirt. Or slapped on a mug. Or rocked on a tote bag! The options are honestly endless.
Here?s some of what we?re lovin? right now:
None of this actually exists, but, man, we wish it did.
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